28 April 20

Ending HIV

A bunch of casual thoughts the gays have had while in iso

It’s a long time to be cooped up at home, even for us, the gays™ 😪 But we know it’s for the greater good, so let’s keep at it!

Here’s a rapid-fire list of some casual thoughts we’ve totes had while in queerantine…

• What heels should I wear for my next Zoom meeting?
• I need to stop buying candles.
• When Dua Lipa wrote Break My Heart did she know we’d all shoulda stayed at home?
• Should I get out of my pyjamas now?
• Maybe I’ll wait one more hour to put some pants on.
• Actually, I’m going to wear my Mardi Gras harness.
• Ew, I didn’t clean it.
• I need a new jockstrap.
• Will the neighbours notice if I sat outside wearing my gimp mask?
• If I’m in iso, should I still go for my routine check-up?
• What would our lord and saviour, Britney Jean, do?
• She’d shave her head.
• Should I shave my head or bleach my hair?
• I’m going to bleach my hair
• Hmm, maybe I’ll shave my head now.
• Oh god, what have I done.
• Will he still think I’m hot if I grow my pubes out?
• Meh, not going to be having sex for a while so why not.
• Thank gawd Drag Race is airing.
• Fine, I’ll get a Premium Pornhub account.
• Dick.
• Man, I wish we could order UberASS.
• Not having sex means I can save my PrEP pills!
• I’m going to write my name using my PrEP pills.
• I’m going to make a dick shape using my PrEP pills.
• No, that’s unhygienic.
• When iso is over I’m going to kiss every man in the world.
• I miss brunch.
• That’s it, I’m going to rearrange the pantry and throw out anything that isn’t a superfood.
• Is dark chocolate a superfood?
• Why do I have so much quinoa?
• Tomorrow I’m going to make sourdough.
• Then I’ll make banana bread.
• Then I’ll make carrot cake.
• Can you die from being too horny?
• My room smells like cum.
• What to use tonight – dildo or fleshlight?
• Far out this guy on Grindr is persistent!
• Let’s see what filter to use for my dick pic.
• I don’t know half these people who follow me.
• Ooo he’s cute. Who’s he? *Follow*
• Oh this drag queen’s make-up is fierce. *Follow*
• LOL, this photo of me from 3 years ago.
• Have I gained weight or lost weight?
• Is it time to recirculate my Mykonos 2018 pics?
• I wonder what colour nail polish Kylie is wearing right now.
• Is crying on the phone to your boyfriend now socially acceptable?
• What am I going to do without Pride overseas this year?
• I wonder if my partner will let me test this makeup tutorial on him…
• OMG, boyfy is finally folding laundry in using my mandated technique!
• Who the f*ck is Carole Baskin and will she attempt to murder my husband?
• I’m taking up knitting.