This is it, your seminal post on the history of condoms. Read below and find out how far your cock sock has really come.
Condoms find their origin here in their primeval form; the linen sheath. Used by the ancient Egyptians to protect their, *ahem*, bits from disease you have to wonder if it was comfortable for anyone involved…
Other alternative materials that were used as condoms included: oiled silk paper (that’s not so bad), leather (kinky) and goats bladders (oh no, that’s worse, much much worse).
They want my organs to do WHAT!?
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It can only get better from goats bladders, right? Evidence has shown Glans Condoms, (condoms that cover only the head of the penis) were in use throughout China and Japan in the 1400s. Japanese condom users had the choice between tortoise shell and animal horn (such forward fashion thinking), meanwhile Chinese condom owners had to pick between oiled silk paper and lamb intestines ( again!?!).
Nobody is making a condom out of me
Shaun The Sheep | Nick Park | Ardman Animations | BBC
Italian physician Gabrielle Fallopian recorded the horrors of Syphilis and how they might be combatted by a linen sheath soaked in salt and herbs (salty mouth anyone?).
Charles Goodyear creates the world first rubber condoms (wooo!) These elastic fantastic condoms did not stretch or tear nearly as quickly as their animal originated counterparts. These condoms were as thick as a bicycle inner tube (oh dear), so you might imagine the sensation might have been a little more limited…
The invention of latex (rubber suspended in water) marked the beginning of the latex condom. Young’s Rubber Company the first to manufacture a latex condom created a product that was stronger and thinner than rubber condoms, and could last on the shelf up to 5 years!
Improvements to the latex condoms make them lubricated, tighter and thinner. The introduction of a reservoir tip helps make space for semen (not sea-men, at ease sailor) and prevents leakage.
The emergence of HIV drew, for the first time, condom use into the mainstream media. Advertised as the next best method aside from abstinence to prevent the spread of HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases.
Condom sales reach total of 9 billion sales worldwide!
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation announced a Grand Challenge which seeks innovation in global health research, of note their challenge to “develop the next generation of condom”. Of the 11 grant winners, some of the technological innovations to the condom include:
- Shrinking (apparently within a comfy realm)
- Ultra-sensitive / feels like skin
- Applicator handles (see it here)
- Heat conducting
The anticipated launch of the Origami condom, which radically changes the design of the latex condom. These futuristic origami inspired condoms seek to increase sensation with its loose fitting design that moves with the natural movement of the body. (Perhaps don’t make your own out of paper though…)